There’s a Time and a Place for Shaving Your Pussy: Bikini Season is One of Them
Let’s face it girls, while it sometimes becomes too much of an inconvenience to regularly shave your pussy, bikini season is an event you must prepare for if you don’t want to be totally embarrassed at the first parties that coincide with hot weather. Kind of like spring-cleaning for your crotch, getting a waxing, a personal shaver, or an electrolysis kit should be mandatory for any woman who wants to seductively show off the pubic area around her pussy.
Bikini days are bound to occur as the summer heat approaches, and you never know when you’ll find yourself in a situation where you’re going to want to borrow a friend’s swim suit and go jump in the pool or go tanning on the beach. God forbid you find yourself unable to get out of a situation where you’re expected to don a revealing suit at a party with all your friends and all you can think about is the mess of pubic hair surrounding your pussy. Bikini dreams can quickly become nightmares when you find yourself caught in a hairy situation, and I admit that I have more than once lied about a prior commitment and abandoned a party altogether when it became obvious that bikini wearing was soon in order.
So when the ice starts to melt off the trees and the birds come out from their winter’s naps, I start getting excited about the newest techniques for quickly and conveniently ridding myself of the unfettered bush that has grown in my winter pants. As I re-enroll in the weekly aerobics class in my gym in anticipation of buying a few more bikinis to add to my collection, I secretly fantasize about clearing out the hair from my pussy; bikini dreaming keeps me motivated through each painful workout, but I know it’s worth it, ‘cause I love the beach, love the sun, and love wearing sexy bikinis that get all the guys hot and ready to party- with ME!
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- This Summer, When Preparing Your Body for Wearing a Bikini: Bare Pelvic Regions Are Essential
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