Those standing around either looked in total disbelief or started laughing hysterically at my friends off-color remark, and then a rather interested, or perhaps just odd, discussion actually followed.

My question was whether we were talking about legally aged pussy or if this was a totally inappropriate conversation from the start, which I do understand is a bit weird in and of itself. Once it was clarified that we were talking about a woman’s trimmed or shaved bald pussy, and not some pedophile’s fantasy, I then felt obliged to clarify exactly how you might get oral sex from a bald chick- as the only ones I know are dykes and cancer patients: neither of which makes sense or is at all tasteful. Of course, we’re already on the topic of comparing bald pussy and face fucking, so I guess trying to rationalize any of this at this point is pretty useless.

One observer offered this comment: “I think the only similarity is that whoever you’re talking about who has a bald pussy and a bald cunt certainly knows a thing about shaving, or otherwise was born completely hairless.” I hadn’t even thought about whether these feats could be accomplished with just one woman, and the image of a bald chick with a hairless pussy sat in odd contrast to the naked men standing around me having this absurd conversation.

All I could offer was, “At least you won’t get pubic lice from either,” and tidied up my stuff and walked out of the room. As I headed out of the gym I passed by a girl that had intentionally short hair, not entirely bald, but enough to make me wonder what was under her gym shorts.